Is it just me, or is Billy Crystal stinking up the room? This is ghastly! No one is laughing! And that red-carpet opening? I wanted gowns and are-you-wearing-a-corset, not an uncomfortable stand-up with the Sarandon-Robbins extended family. Is it so hard to get this event right?
I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! I know I'm screwed in the next life. Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy.
Information on stand-up comedy from comedians whose careers started before Research vintage comedy here! This blog is for information only! All Are Welcome! Good find Jim, If you held a site "Poll" of the most missed comics, pretty sure sam would make the list.