Sex ed rocks

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed. Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts.

There comes a time in every man's life When he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed in Sex Ed , remember what you read remember what you read Just forget what the others have said Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye OH MY GOD IT BURNS!

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed. Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact!

There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact!