Just got a blowjob

The Saturday just gone was the day I caught ucky ucky — otherwise known as "head", "sloppy" or "Boris Johnson" — for the very first time. And goodness me, there were a few surprises. I'd like to believe I'm a pretty innocent year-old who lives a fairly guiltless life. I don't really party, I've never had a pint, and smoking weed for the first and only time led to the worst day of my life. This makes me one of VICE UK's most valuable assets, because I'm an un-jaded blank-slate they can test shit out on without me giving them too much cynical backchat. Actually, now that I come to think of it, the most out-there thing I've ever done is probably managing to blag myself a job here in the first place — so maybe you can understand how new I am to all of this shit.

He came, and I swallowed. I had no idea how to keep my teeth from touching it. I was next to a fish tank and I felt so judged by all of the fish. We hid in the bushes somewhere.

Just as there's the art of giving a blowjob, there's also the art of receiving one. In case you didn't know, there are certain things men do when getting a blowjob that make the head-giving experience suck for women, no pun intended. That's why we put together a list of things you can go ahead and stop doing to make things a whole lot better for both you and your lady friend.

Some women hate giving blow jobs. Some women love it. But even women who love it will admit there are some not-so-great things guys do that make the experience of blow-job-giving